“Jew Hands” Ep. 226

Lordy, lordy look who’s Jubees! After banishing Pennywise the clown back to his dark ride, Miss Klausner escaped to Europe for an actual, non-expensed, vacation.

As such, we will cover fairy tales, theme park foods, pizza lovers, and what exactly killed Duke, the Bush’s Baked Beans dog. Some opinions you can keep to yourself dad, but tell your bullies how much you love episode 226!

Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay “HWYW Live” Episode 184

A treat! Enjoy this recording of the live show we did at The Bell House on June 1 of this very year. Featuring guests Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson and Nellie McKay? Yes Please!

Plus: Spoony sings “Garbage Dump,” Danielle is inducted -and KNIGHTED!- into the Guest Hall of Fame, a story about weasels, and Ted & Julie duet on “If I Were a Carpenter.” You’ll love this show so much, you’ll leave saying “Boy Am I Glued.”

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“Chaotic Tumescence” Ep. 225

Jubees has made a big list of her favorite musicals (which AREN’T in order) because look around, what the fuck else is there to do?

Then we discuss documentaries about wonderful people (and also Marlon Brando), some thoughts about DJ Khaled and ice cream, and a giant fuck you to the American healthcare system for everyone but cats.

Whatever you do, don’t put a Pepsi on your erection.

“Mumps High” Ep. 224

“BUY YOURSELF A HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE!” – Goofus, Gallant, and Jubees
 
This week Julie has a certain anti-vaxx goth lady to roast – and how! On a similar note, where are all the smart people? Why cannot we keep them around?
 
There’s also some horrible pedophiles, Jerry Springer’s money pile, and some thoughts on why the Tonys should be on PBS.
 
As a final note: Bake cakes for gay people you fucking losers. Enjoy episode 224!

“Kenny Contour” Ep. 223

THERE IS A DRILLING NOISE AND IT WILL NOT STOP. DRILLLLLLL!

This week we discuss having Shabbat dinner at a Wendy’s DRILLLLLLL! get a few goth updates DRILLLLLLL! debate home births on Instagram DRILLLLLLL! and see a Branson Beauty. DRILLLLLLL!

Finally, we stop in with a lovesick pal and discover just how he learned to dance and if you can watch him now.

DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Can’t Climb Up the Stairs” Ep. 222

Well Jubees has some breaking news for you regarding a several goths (including the world’s oldest), DJ Khaled’s inability to freestyle a taco, and the dark twisted history of Goofus and Gallant.

Will we have time for a line reading from Marisa Tomei? You bet your ass we will. There is also a very sexy poem about a very good boy. Please, enjoy episode 222 and recycle it to your friends.

“Learning Audiences” Ep. 221

Pick up your phone, a beautiful redhead has THINGS TO SAY.

First we need to talk about dangerous nonsense like 90s gender dynamics, Jilly Juice, Charles Manson, and the musical Frozen.

Then we’re going through Cool Dog Gear, the Murphy Brown reboot, and an excellent idea I had at my doctor’s office.

Don’t worry, there will be time for Garry Shandling sex dreams!!!

“Basically Air” Ep. 220

Stop pulling that antenna off that car and get over here, there’s a new How Was Your Week!

Julie is fresh from glamorous LA where she had been seen hobnobbing with Ted, the dirty teddy bear, and every single Minion.

Don’t worry there’s also some very stupid dogs, Jesus, and Rojo Caliente.

See you in the recording studio for Over the Hedge!