“Mumps High” Ep. 224

“BUY YOURSELF A HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE!” – Goofus, Gallant, and Jubees
 
This week Julie has a certain anti-vaxx goth lady to roast – and how! On a similar note, where are all the smart people? Why cannot we keep them around?
 
There’s also some horrible pedophiles, Jerry Springer’s money pile, and some thoughts on why the Tonys should be on PBS.
 
As a final note: Bake cakes for gay people you fucking losers. Enjoy episode 224!

Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay “HWYW Live” Episode 184

A treat! Enjoy this recording of the live show we did at The Bell House on June 1 of this very year. Featuring guests Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson and Nellie McKay? Yes Please!

Plus: Spoony sings “Garbage Dump,” Danielle is inducted -and KNIGHTED!- into the Guest Hall of Fame, a story about weasels, and Ted & Julie duet on “If I Were a Carpenter.” You’ll love this show so much, you’ll leave saying “Boy Am I Glued.”

Premium subscribers listen now!

“Kenny Contour” Ep. 223

THERE IS A DRILLING NOISE AND IT WILL NOT STOP. DRILLLLLLL!

This week we discuss having Shabbat dinner at a Wendy’s DRILLLLLLL! get a few goth updates DRILLLLLLL! debate home births on Instagram DRILLLLLLL! and see a Branson Beauty. DRILLLLLLL!

Finally, we stop in with a lovesick pal and discover just how he learned to dance and if you can watch him now.

DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Can’t Climb Up the Stairs” Ep. 222

Well Jubees has some breaking news for you regarding a several goths (including the world’s oldest), DJ Khaled’s inability to freestyle a taco, and the dark twisted history of Goofus and Gallant.

Will we have time for a line reading from Marisa Tomei? You bet your ass we will. There is also a very sexy poem about a very good boy. Please, enjoy episode 222 and recycle it to your friends.

“Learning Audiences” Ep. 221

Pick up your phone, a beautiful redhead has THINGS TO SAY.

First we need to talk about dangerous nonsense like 90s gender dynamics, Jilly Juice, Charles Manson, and the musical Frozen.

Then we’re going through Cool Dog Gear, the Murphy Brown reboot, and an excellent idea I had at my doctor’s office.

Don’t worry, there will be time for Garry Shandling sex dreams!!!

“Basically Air” Ep. 220

Stop pulling that antenna off that car and get over here, there’s a new How Was Your Week!

Julie is fresh from glamorous LA where she had been seen hobnobbing with Ted, the dirty teddy bear, and every single Minion.

Don’t worry there’s also some very stupid dogs, Jesus, and Rojo Caliente.

See you in the recording studio for Over the Hedge!

“Three Gay Birds” Ep. 219

Ooohhh, I love the pods and the pods love me!

Hello to you and welcome to this week’s discussion of Oscar films, lead paint, and Victor Mature.

There is also a bit of sex, a dab of polka, and some musings on the personalities of hounds and their owners.

You’re the pudding mix in my salad, Twisty!

“Consider the Mollusk” Ep. 218

Hello my little horse chestnuts, ’tis I, the queens of whole foods (not the store).

This week we have an emotional journey through a dog’s magnificent and necessary birthday party, my potential allergies, Anthony Weiner, and a cake that aspires to be more famous than Rihanna.

Slide into this baby like a bare foot into an Ugg boot!