“I Wanted a Vegetarian Meal” Ep. 228

Hello How Was Your Weeklies! On this episode, Jubees discusses the most fuckable Christopher Lloyd character, we review the discography of the musical artist Kermit the Frog, and meet a doula who can’t spell but who CAN encapsulate a placenta.

So, unless you’re Joan Collins eating soup, strap in to hear about the Yiddish Fiddler, 9/11, and Mr. Jazz’s teef in episode 228.

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Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay “HWYW Live” Episode 184

A treat! Enjoy this recording of the live show we did at The Bell House on June 1 of this very year. Featuring guests Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson and Nellie McKay? Yes Please!

Plus: Spoony sings “Garbage Dump,” Danielle is inducted -and KNIGHTED!- into the Guest Hall of Fame, a story about weasels, and Ted & Julie duet on “If I Were a Carpenter.” You’ll love this show so much, you’ll leave saying “Boy Am I Glued.”

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“All This Horrible Stuff” Ep. 227

Hellos my lovelies! TRIGGER WARNING: People have not been nice to Tracy Chapman.

This episode starts with Nazis and the theme continues. But don’t worry, there are also some thoughts on what to do with all the fruits and vegetables you have in your basement freezer. Oh yeah, and there are beavers in this podcast and they’re not a moment too soon.

Oh and hey, do you like Fosse? Do you like grapes? Do you like UNCLEAN COMEDY? Congratulations, then you’re a sociologist.

“Jew Hands” Ep. 226

Lordy, lordy look who’s Jubees! After banishing Pennywise the clown back to his dark ride, Miss Klausner escaped to Europe for an actual, non-expensed, vacation.

As such, we will cover fairy tales, theme park foods, pizza lovers, and what exactly killed Duke, the Bush’s Baked Beans dog. Some opinions you can keep to yourself dad, but tell your bullies how much you love episode 226!

“Chaotic Tumescence” Ep. 225

Jubees has made a big list of her favorite musicals (which AREN’T in order) because look around, what the fuck else is there to do?

Then we discuss documentaries about wonderful people (and also Marlon Brando), some thoughts about DJ Khaled and ice cream, and a giant fuck you to the American healthcare system for everyone but cats.

Whatever you do, don’t put a Pepsi on your erection.

“Mumps High” Ep. 224

“BUY YOURSELF A HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE!” – Goofus, Gallant, and Jubees
 
This week Julie has a certain anti-vaxx goth lady to roast – and how! On a similar note, where are all the smart people? Why cannot we keep them around?
 
There’s also some horrible pedophiles, Jerry Springer’s money pile, and some thoughts on why the Tonys should be on PBS.
 
As a final note: Bake cakes for gay people you fucking losers. Enjoy episode 224!

“Kenny Contour” Ep. 223

THERE IS A DRILLING NOISE AND IT WILL NOT STOP. DRILLLLLLL!

This week we discuss having Shabbat dinner at a Wendy’s DRILLLLLLL! get a few goth updates DRILLLLLLL! debate home births on Instagram DRILLLLLLL! and see a Branson Beauty. DRILLLLLLL!

Finally, we stop in with a lovesick pal and discover just how he learned to dance and if you can watch him now.

DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Can’t Climb Up the Stairs” Ep. 222

Well Jubees has some breaking news for you regarding a several goths (including the world’s oldest), DJ Khaled’s inability to freestyle a taco, and the dark twisted history of Goofus and Gallant.

Will we have time for a line reading from Marisa Tomei? You bet your ass we will. There is also a very sexy poem about a very good boy. Please, enjoy episode 222 and recycle it to your friends.