“Can’t Climb Up the Stairs” Ep. 222

Well Jubees has some breaking news for you regarding a several goths (including the world’s oldest), DJ Khaled’s inability to freestyle a taco, and the dark twisted history of Goofus and Gallant.

Will we have time for a line reading from Marisa Tomei? You bet your ass we will. There is also a very sexy poem about a very good boy. Please, enjoy episode 222 and recycle it to your friends.

Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay “HWYW Live” Episode 184

A treat! Enjoy this recording of the live show we did at The Bell House on June 1 of this very year. Featuring guests Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson and Nellie McKay? Yes Please!

Plus: Spoony sings “Garbage Dump,” Danielle is inducted -and KNIGHTED!- into the Guest Hall of Fame, a story about weasels, and Ted & Julie duet on “If I Were a Carpenter.” You’ll love this show so much, you’ll leave saying “Boy Am I Glued.”

Premium subscribers listen now!

“Learning Audiences” Ep. 221

Pick up your phone, a beautiful redhead has THINGS TO SAY.

First we need to talk about dangerous nonsense like 90s gender dynamics, Jilly Juice, Charles Manson, and the musical Frozen.

Then we’re going through Cool Dog Gear, the Murphy Brown reboot, and an excellent idea I had at my doctor’s office.

Don’t worry, there will be time for Garry Shandling sex dreams!!!

“Basically Air” Ep. 220

Stop pulling that antenna off that car and get over here, there’s a new How Was Your Week!

Julie is fresh from glamorous LA where she had been seen hobnobbing with Ted, the dirty teddy bear, and every single Minion.

Don’t worry there’s also some very stupid dogs, Jesus, and Rojo Caliente.

See you in the recording studio for Over the Hedge!

“Three Gay Birds” Ep. 219

Ooohhh, I love the pods and the pods love me!

Hello to you and welcome to this week’s discussion of Oscar films, lead paint, and Victor Mature.

There is also a bit of sex, a dab of polka, and some musings on the personalities of hounds and their owners.

You’re the pudding mix in my salad, Twisty!

“Consider the Mollusk” Ep. 218

Hello my little horse chestnuts, ’tis I, the queens of whole foods (not the store).

This week we have an emotional journey through a dog’s magnificent and necessary birthday party, my potential allergies, Anthony Weiner, and a cake that aspires to be more famous than Rihanna.

Slide into this baby like a bare foot into an Ugg boot!

“The Burlington Mouse” Ep. 217

Is that a death mask you’re wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!

Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine’s Day, human torture, and RuPaul’s Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.

There is also a very busy mouse you’re going to have to deal with and that’s just the way it is, pal.

“A Ramekin Full of Lye” Ep. 216

Guess who it is! A globetrotting Jubee with tales of dudes and foods. Only one of those was worth the airfare to Yurope, can you guess which?

Plus: We dissect the plot of Rosemary’s Baby… also full of disappointing men!

It’s okay, Jimmy learned some new opera skillz – which is the main thing. Stick around for episode 216 and watch Difficult People on Hulu, ya dopes!