“Stick and Pins” Ep. 205

Are you a DJ listening to this podcast at your local HEROIN MCDONALD’S? One can only hope.

This week we explore the delicacy of eggs, the lack of a limit on sensitivity, and you get commentary on TWO episodes of DIFFICULT PEOPLE.

A tip of the bangs to the fine people (and geese) at Planned Parenthood!

“A Complicated Woman” Ep. 204

This week we have a post-birthday discussion of GRACE & FRANKIE & SKINNY COWS!

In other news, Billy Joel took a new virgin sacrifice for his very own use. Mazel Tov!

Hey, do you watch Celebrity Family Feud? You do now.

And finally.. do cats like the saxophone? “Not really.”

Ariana Grande hates America!

“À la Française” Ep. 203

THIS IS A POST BAGELS BIRTHDAY EPISODE!

Today we discover the FLAVOR of loneliness!

We also discuss the importance of Larry Kramer and other things on HBO GO, most of which are terrifying to all humans.

Happy birthday, me!

Robin Lord Taylor “Via Night Pig” Ep. 202

This week we sit with my baby Jimmy Jazz (or “Jerry”) as he recovers from a big visit to the dentist. Don’t worry, he’s HIGH AS A KITE.

We also discuss the inner “we” and visit the world’s least intuitive clairvoyant for a SPELL.

Our guest this week is the fabulous and fantastic Robin Lord Taylor from GOTHAM. Arms and legs inside the car at all times, kids!

“A Woman With a Grudge” Ep. 201

This week your old pal Julie is grappling with the super relatable problems of a person with their own TV SHOW!

Can a person get a service dog to help manage their social anxiety?

There is also some musings on spa culture and the psychological cost of dieting.

Come with me ladies, it’s time for lunch. Bring your hat!

Chris “Spoony” Spooner, Thomas Middleditch “Shmoo On a Hook” Ep. 200

We made it to show number 200! Hurray!

This week we said goodbye to Letterman. Not Hurray! We also said goodbye to Mad Men! Eh.

We’ll talk to Chris “Spoony” Spooner about our thought crimes about Thought Crimes (the Cannibal Cop movie) and Thomas Middleditch about his show Silicon Valley.

So get on your Robin Wright sleepwear and pack the cucumber water for episode 200!

“Take This Chainsaw” Ep. 199

This week we discuss the upcoming unveiling of DIFFICULT PEOPLE and exactly how Krave cereal fits into that.

We also cement our collective hatred of Frank Sinatra and his lazy brand of terrible humanity.

On a similar note, we touch on the Cannibal Cop’s current goings on and Phyllis Schlafly, both of whom are terrifying.

Hurray for Pig! (Rihanna’s animated cat, not the other kind.)